Overheard

I'm going to start keeping a log of the snippets of conversation I overhear when walking past people. They're often quite hilarious. Which is what happens without any context whatsoever.

2 guys in business suits at Market and 3rd: "...so I opened the closet door and there he was, in her underwear..."

And elderly woman to an old man at New Montgomery and Post: "...it's so red and swollen, I can't help but touch it..."