Toucan Sam

I know this is going to sound weird, and it could be due to my continued congestion from this damn cold, but I was walking home from work this evening behind a woman who smelled just like Froot Loops. Seriously. It was as if a freshly-opened box of the cereal was directly in front of me on the sidewalk. In high heels and a skirt. I have no idea if this is a new perfume scent (eau d' céréale), but it should be. I might consider sleeping with women if they all smelled that way.