This is true - but I have all these half-finished posts waiting to emerge from Draft status. And so I had to fuck with the dates if I want things to stay in the proper order.
Can I have one of your draft posts to pass off as my own. I just don't have it in me anymore, I think. It might be time for the sayonara samba on The Get Down.
Hello? Hellooooooooooooo?! What the eff, Bruns?! Where are you?
I had a dream that we MADE OUT, Bruns. Don't you want to hear about it?! I mean, not in the salacious "tell me all the dirty details" way, but in the "does this mean that you secretly luuuuuuuurve me?!" way. Full disclosure: I have this dream about most of my friends, at some point or another. I think it has less to do with a secret burning passion than it does ...well, actually I don't know what it could possibly mean. All I know is, I once dreamt that I was Dr. Richard Kimball and I had murdered my wife and I'm pretty sure that that doesn't mean that I want to kill white women. So can you please start posting again so I don't have to wonder where you are and start processing all of these painful dream memories?!
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Dru, you're so bullshit with your dates. You posted this on March 16th. Give it up.
This is true - but I have all these half-finished posts waiting to emerge from Draft status. And so I had to fuck with the dates if I want things to stay in the proper order.
I remain unapologetic. :)
Oh, the stress... Love you, Mom
Fair enough. Blog on, good sir.
dear Bruns,
Can I have one of your draft posts to pass off as my own. I just don't have it in me anymore, I think. It might be time for the sayonara samba on The Get Down.
Also, my students are trying to destroy me.
Hello? Hellooooooooooooo?! What the eff, Bruns?! Where are you?
I had a dream that we MADE OUT, Bruns. Don't you want to hear about it?! I mean, not in the salacious "tell me all the dirty details" way, but in the "does this mean that you secretly luuuuuuuurve me?!" way. Full disclosure: I have this dream about most of my friends, at some point or another. I think it has less to do with a secret burning passion than it does ...well, actually I don't know what it could possibly mean. All I know is, I once dreamt that I was Dr. Richard Kimball and I had murdered my wife and I'm pretty sure that that doesn't mean that I want to kill white women. So can you please start posting again so I don't have to wonder where you are and start processing all of these painful dream memories?!
I'd like to hear about it.
You don't call. You don't write...
Mom
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